Get A Life PLEASE

In technical forums, someone posts information about a current problem, bug, vulnerability in Windows or MS Office. The one-joke ponies instantly ride in with a suggested "fix". If the problem is the OS, the fix is delete Windows and replace with Red Hat, Suse, Debian, FreeBSD ..whatever. If the problem is Office, the "fix" is OpenOffice.org. Why don't these ponies get a life?
As a kid, I often heard the cry "Shut Up! You sound like a cracked gramaphone!".
Given that many readers will not know what a gramaphone was/is - I will update it to "You are stuck in a FreezeFrame. Fast Forward Already!"