What I hate this month

1. The inventor of the plastic spoon
2. All creators of fake plurals
   The plural of virus is viruses, there is no such word as viri and the person who created the non-word virii deserves to be fed a diet of barbed-wire sandwiches
3. All creators of non-existing singulars
   The singular of criteria is criterion, there is no such thing as "a criteria" or, for that matter, "a phenomena".
4. All abusers of the apostrophe eg "your an imbecile"
5. Everone with silly prejudices.

Does that leave anybody?